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Post by spohnz on Jul 12, 2017 11:29:34 GMT -6
I need family friendly jokes to start adding to the jokes file. If you know one and would like to see kate spit one out once in a while please add it here and I will add it to the text file.
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Post by spohnz on Jul 13, 2017 10:09:40 GMT -6
Q: Hear about the creeper that went to a party? A: He had a BLAST!
Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play? A: Trom-Bone
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom? A: He had no body to dance with?
Q: What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to? A: Bed-rock and roll.
Q: What do Australian Creepers use to hunt? A: BOOM-a-rangs
Q: What do they teach in witch school? A: Spelling.
Q: What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton? A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do skeletons order at the village restaurant? A: Spare ribs
Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear? A: Mas-scare-a
Q: What did the zombie say to the villager? A: Nice to eat you.
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Post by spohnz on Jul 13, 2017 10:10:11 GMT -6
Q: What is a Creepers favorite food? A: Ssssssssalad
Q: Do you hear about the Minecraft movie? A: It’s a blockbuster.
Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called? A: An itchy witchy.
Q: Which band always plays at the Minecraft New Year’s party? A: The Village People
Q: Why can’t the Ender Dragon ever understand a book? A: Because he always starts at the end.
Q: How are ocelots like m&m’s. A: You can’t just have one.
Q: What do witches put in their hair? A: Scare spray
Q: Why didn’t the enderman cross the road? A: Because he teleported.
Q: How do zombies get so good at Minecraft? A: DEADication.
Q: Where does Steve rent movies? A: Blockbuster
Q: What kind of parties do Minecraft players have? A: Block parties.
Q: What did Charlie Brown say when Steve broke his baseball bat? A: You Blockhead!
Q: Why did the mushroom make such a good roommate? A: It’s a real fungi.
Q: What is Cobblestone’s favorite type of music? A: Rock music.
Q: What did the chicken say to the cow? A: Nice to meat you.
Q: What tops off a Creeper’s ice cream sundae? A: Whipped scream.
Q: How does Steve measure his shoe size? A: In Square Feet.
Q: Why did the Creeper cross the road? A: To get to the other Sssssssssside
Q: What did the chicken say to the sheep? A: Nice to meet ewe.
Q: Which rock band do skeletons like most? A: The Grateful Dead
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Post by spohnz on Jul 13, 2017 10:11:46 GMT -6
Q: How did Steve make the skeleton laugh? A: He tickled it’s funny bone.
Q: Which country do ghasts like the most? A: The Nether-Lands!
Q: What city do most wolves live? A: Howllywood, California
Q: Where do miners sleep? A: On their bed-rocks
Q: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day? A: A lazy bone.
Q: What did the chicken say to the ocean? A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why did the sailor bring gold, silver and iron into his boat? A: He needed ores (oars).
Q: What was the name of the Minecraft boy band? A: New Kids on the Block.
Q: Why can’t you score against Minecraft basketball players? A: They know how to block.
Q: What is the official sport of Minecraft? A: Boxing.
Q: Why did the creeper cross the road? A: Because there was an ocelot chasing him.
Q: Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft? A: The streets are blocked off.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton like to fly? A: He had no guts
Q: Why couldn’t the minecraft player join the army? A: He was a miner.
Q: What did Steve say to his girlfriend? A: I dig you.
Q: How do villagers stay fit? A: They jog around the block.
Q: What did the sheep say after trying to eat a cactus? A: Accidents Wool happen.
Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny
Q: Where do you shear a sheep? A: At the baa-baa shop.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body.
Q: What time is it when ten ocelots chase Steve? A: Ten after One.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: How does Steve avoid getting sunburn? A: SunBLOCK.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the hungry wolf? A: Bone Appetit
Q: What did the minecraft turkey say? A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
Q: How do you make things change direction in Minecraft? A: You block their way.
Q: How does Steve get exercise? A: By running around the block.
Q: What is a creeper’s favorite subject? A: HissssSSSSStory
Q: What do minecraft friends do for fun on the weekend? A: Go to square dances.
Q: Why could’t the miner get to his diamonds? A: Something blocked his way
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit.
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thepifanatic
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pi is awsome people have calculated it past 1 million digits
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Post by thepifanatic on Jul 19, 2017 17:47:13 GMT -6
what goverment building is edible? the mint
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